Kim Kardashian Wet Bikinis, Cintia Dicker Topless, Jennifer Garner Nip Slip, and Much Much More…

While not watching 20 hours of The Convention this week (I shall never watch a political convention of any kind until the day they un-invent the remote control), it suddenly came to me that what this nation needs, nay, what this world needs, is far less people with nice hair cuts and nice words saying nice things, and much more nice looking women showing off their nice looking parts. Everybody in politics is left to say, 'I'll believe it when I see it', but in the world of the sextastic, it is all seeing, and, believe me, it's all good.

Today's weekly collective of celebrity skin as provided by you all, a.k.a., Reader Finds, includes Kim Kardashian in a wet hot cleavy Troy Jensen photoshoot (thank you to EgoReader 'Dex'), former Miss Switzerland Melanie Winiger topless from behind (kudos to 'Joel' for pointing out Ms. Winige),  the belustable ginger Cintia Dicker topless (thanks 'Joey G'), Jennifer Garner with a slip of the nip in Arthur (muchas gracias para 'Itai S.'), more buxom Latina hotness from super-virgin Noelia Rios (blessings to EgoReader 'Sam'). Mischa Barton looks quite hot in this Pablo Aguilar photoshoot (contributed by 'Jenner'), and talk about hot photos, Naomi Watts by Simon Upton, ooh la la (kudos to 'Billy Boy'), Eva Wyrwal hot and topless (many thanks to 'Tank'),Sophie Howard buxom and flashing pre-retirement (way to go 'A.J.'), Anna Kournikova classic bikini pictures from Maxim Australia (hotness according to 'Benny'), another look at topless hotness of Hayley-Marie Coppin (uncovered by 'The D'Man'), and last, but not least, a couple quite nekkid photos of Svenske hottie Mini Anden in a car (courtesy of ''Big FFF').

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READER FINDS: Christina Ricci Topless, Anne Hathaway Hot, Angela Simmons Bare Buttockals, and Much Much More…

Not for nothing, but with 147-degree temperatures raging through Hollywood, even the most ardent of the skin-shy celebrities are shedding their clothes, or maybe it's just an homage to our favorite time of the week, Friday, when all the great unwashed come together to cleanse themselves in the soapy bathwater of Reader Finds. Beware of Fred, who likes to drop the soap.

This week's treasure chest of pleasurable chests includes a classic look at gawkward fanboy actress favorite, Christina Ricci, baring her bodegas, Anne Hathaway proving why she ought be on your hotties list, Angela Simmons baring her butt for a rub down on the beach, classic shots of model and Mickey Rourke ex, Carre Otis topless, Melissa George artsy nekkid, Penelope Cruz hot enough to explain why I studied Spanish just to imagine being with her, Imogen Thomas and her busty goodness in lingerie, topless pics of Hawaiian hottie Michelle Vawer, plus-sized goodness model Robyn Lawley nice and nekkid, Leona Bueri in a wicked hot beach shoot, Bella Thorne and her older hottie sister Dani Thorne, and cheerleader turned glamour model Ashley Nelson flashing her amazing cans. Now that's what I call electric eclectic!

Finds and Credits:

Thanks to EgoReader 'Joey' for showing us that Bella Thorne ain't the only ball in the Thorne family with a peek at her older and likely far more legally worthy sister Dani Thorne.

Much Internet points to 'Dan' for passing along a couple shots of a cavern I'd sure like to investigate with my two lotion hands, the crack between Angela Simmons blessedly uncovered butt cheeks. Sure better than rubbing Travolta.

Muchas gracias to 'Edgardo' for some old school pics of Carrie Otis, super model hot back in her day, even when doing the naughty with messed up Mickey Rourke.

'Mixy' wanted to share nekkid visions of Aussie actress and former Russell Simmons squeeze,Melissa George, all artsy'd up and nekkid from a time when she appears to be a younger lass. Not too shabby.

'Dred' wanted more Spanish influence and provided it with some not too racy, but always beautiful and cleavy pics from a few years back of the highly lustable Penelope Cruz.

Additional thanks to 'Remo' for some killer Andrew Eccles shot shots of catty girl Anne Hathaway,  to 'Mike C.' for busty Imogen Thomas in little lace, to 'Rich' for richly hot topless shots of Hawaiian model Michelle Vawer, to 'Devon' for full-bodied cushion for the push'in model Robyn Lawley, to 'James' for additional wicked booty visions of Sao Paulos soccer cheerleader Leona Bueri, to 'Len L.' for a topless contribution of blonde model and former cheerleader herself, Ashley Nelson, and, last, but not least, to fanboy 'Ryan G.' for calling back on some spectacular cups of Christina Ricci in Prozac Nation.

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Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week: A Breast-Fest, Batman and Befuddlement

As grandpa always told us, ‘News is infinitely more palatable when it has BOOBS ON.’ (The old bastard’s ogling penchant inspired some spectacular nightmares when we came across -wonderfully raunch-tastic pun intended- one of his copies of Promiscuous and Busty Octogenarians Monthly. To paraphrase Quasimodo, The sagginess! The sagginess! Ancient orbs trailing, gravity-beset, across the floor in gastropod fashion is quite dramatically un-sexy.) Fortuitously, then, the accumulation of this week’s nerdy news has adopted a most gratifying erotic bent.

Above, heed the wholesome tale of developer Kenichiro Takaki, known by the wonderful moniker ‘the Huge Boob producer’ for his buxom gaming proclivities; as he demands interactive hologram boobage in the future of video gaming. Elsewhere in the gallery, we admire some x-rated shenanigans at a Japanese comic show and metamorphose a rich bastard’s home into a Batcave.

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Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week: A Breast-Fest, Batman and Befuddlement

As grandpa always told us, ‘News is infinitely more palatable when it has BOOBS ON.’ (The old bastard’s ogling penchant inspired some spectacular nightmares when we came across -wonderfully raunch-tastic pun intended- one of his copies of Promiscuous and Busty Octogenarians Monthly. To paraphrase Quasimodo, The sagginess! The sagginess! Ancient orbs trailing, gravity-beset, across the floor in gastropod fashion is quite dramatically un-sexy.) Fortuitously, then, the accumulation of this week’s nerdy news has adopted a most gratifying erotic bent.

Above, heed the wholesome tale of developer Kenichiro Takaki, known by the wonderful moniker ‘the Huge Boob producer’ for his buxom gaming proclivities; as he demands interactive hologram boobage in the future of video gaming. Elsewhere in the gallery, we admire some x-rated shenanigans at a Japanese comic show and metamorphose a rich bastard’s home into a Batcave.

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Jodie Gasson Hot Topless Pictures Provide the Tender Motherly Touch

I'm not sure what it is about Jodie Gasson, but every time I see her I feel an all-over warm smile coming over me. It's something to do with her maternal-feelings-kindling chest puppies that just cause a system wide meltdown of all that ails and dismays, and makes everything seem right with the world. Such is the true power of the full-bodied boobtastic.

In her sweetest photoshoot to date (in fact, it tastes just like candy if you lick it, go on, try), Jodie perches about in little itty bitts of clothing, showing exactly how awesome it would be to have a wicked hot topless woman just kind of hanging around your apartment all day long. You would not get a lot of work done. And probably miss the ball game. But, you wouldn't care.

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Adele Silva Bikini Pictures for the Hottest Kind of British Invasion

Not all child actresses grow up to trouble, some just grow up to be super fine mature thespianics. Take for example Adele Silva, the London native who started on Britty TV as a kid and continues to shine her big sextastic on the boob tube to this day as one of our classic favorites on the soap, Emmerdale.

Oh, and we did mention that she's hot. And well-endowed in the English buxom kind of awesome way, all of which she was showing off in a wicked hot and cleavetastic body way at the beach in Santa Monica, with a cheeky smile, and cheeky, well, cheeks, that made us want to practice that fake British accent we've been trying to perfect now for years to sound more intelligent. Still getting there. As for Adele Silva, already arrived, parked, and planted firmly in our libidos. A dazzler! 

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Lorena Bueri Bikini Pictures May Cause Panic in Your Equatorial Regions

I feel like today is just a good day to be exploring super hot top line athletes and celebrity models from around the globe, sort of like every other day I guess. What binds us together universally, every man and chick-loving-chick on this planet, is our passion for ridiculously hot women. That and Charles in Charge reruns. That's all we got. So, let's explore.

Lorena Bueri is one mighty fine Brazilian fitness model and all-around be-lusted girl from Sao Paulo. If I lived in Sao Paulo, I'd probably be looking up the name 'Bueri' in the phonebook and randomly calling people on the other end for furry cosplay dates. Hey, you can't get what you don't ask for.

Lorena often graces the pages of her home country's magazines, what with her super fine sultry body, including Paparazzo magazine, which has a penchant for procuring the hottest of the hot and photographing them in very few bits of clothing, such as Lorena along the beach in barely a bikini. It's quite the visual experience I urge you to undertake

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Miranda Kerr Nekkid Photos Kindle Red Hot Lust in Black and White

(Thanks a million fold to EgoReader 'Durant' for sharing these bits of loveliness with us today. While we normally wait til Fridays for our reader finds, this one, we just couldn't sit on, literally, we can't sit down.)

Miranda Kerr nekkid. Three words that go together ever so well. Like ice cream sundae or pregnancy test negative, but this is potentially even better, depending upon your current situation.

Taken from a Laurent Darmon black and white photoshoot, we're not precisely sure of the carbon dating of these amazing depictions of one of the world's hottest women, but quite likely prior to becoming a MILF, when Miranda Kerr was merely a world class Victoria's Secret Angel.

This clearly bears more investigation behind the scenes. Right after we get done ogling the front for another couple hours. Enjoy.

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Cintia Dicker Topless to Complete the Set of Sweet Sexy Status Magazine Pictures

We do so love additional photos. They're like the hot bastard child of outtakes.

When we came upon additional photos of Cintia Dicker, our belusted ginger Brazilian supermodel and her topless pictorial in Status magazine, well, we just had to share. I mean, after an appropriate amount of alone time with our thoughts and such.

The novelty of a freckled Brazilian hottie has long since worn off. Novelty has now become firmly entrenched hardcore lust. Check out Cintia and see if you feel the same. Enjoy.

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Denise Richards Showcases Her Bikini Body and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Denise Richards classic bikini pics show a MILF at play. (TheSuperficial)

Lindsay Lohan struts in shorts that appear ready to fall off. (HuffPo)

If there's such a thing as a 'best' Victoria's Secret body, here's where to find it. (FoxNews)

Jenny McCarthy shows she's still got it in a tiny polka dot bikni. (Celebuzz)

Natalie Portman casually hot walking around is just how I like it. (Popoholic)

These women are out to prove that bras are optional. (TheChive)

Katy Perry looks high class sexy on a magazine cover. (Idolator)

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Bar Refaeli Super Hot, Christina Milian Swimsuit Body, and Candice Swanepoel Bikini Lead Pack in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, you know how we love when the sextastic celebrities are doing it to themselves, so to speak. So when the girls who can't get enough of themselves start Tweeting pics of themselves, we just have to notice. And applaud. And occasionally toss in a couple dollar bills, just out of force of habit.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the omnipresent teen Kendall Jenner showing off,Christina Milian in a highly flattering swimsuit, Bar Refaeli in an even more flattering body suit,Candice Swanepoel with V.S. pal Doutzen Kroes in bikinis, and ever so much more. It's not really an option to check it out. It's a must. Honest. Enjoy.

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Emma Watson Sunbathes In Her Panties in The Hamptons; Long Island Gets a Bit Longer

Confession, I've never been to The Hamptons before. I think it's mostly because I've never been invited before. It has always struck me as the name of a place where rich people hang out and celebrities throw parties on summer weekends and everybody drinks froufrou cocktails and later on run each over with their cars. But, now, there's Emma Watson sunbathing in her panties and maybe it's time to finally visit.

Our belusted Hermione dipped out of her shorts for a better tanning experience and a much better experience for those of us on the other end of a telescopic lens behind the local Hamptons foliage. While it's certainly not the entirely clean view of her dirty parts we would like, a snippet shot of Emma Watson in her little cotton undies -- yeah, we'll take that. Enjoy.

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