Kendall Jenner Goes Bare Midriff and Long Legs on Set of Hawaii Five-O

Book 'em, Danno!

The teen money machine and Kardashian little sister Kendall Jenner took a turn at legit employment in a guest role on the set of Hawaii Five-O, the reprise of the super cool crime procedural from the 1970's that in its third season is already jumping the North Shore shark with a Kardashian connection.

Nevertheless, it did give the oglers another chance to revel in the pimping by-product of Kris Jenner, with Kendall flashing her bare midriff and long legs in her recurring Daisy Dukes and half shirts, reminding older sisters Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe that their days as Queens of the Talentless Hill are soon coming to and end

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MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN DEAD AT 54

Michael Clarke Duncan, star of such movies as "The Green Mile" and "The Whole Nine Yards," passed away this morning. He was 54. 

According to our sources, his passing came very suddenly. We're told his fiancee, Omarosa Manigault, had been with him in his hospital room in Los Angeles and left for an engagement. Shortly after she left, he died.

Our sources say Omarosa's mother was with him when he passed.

Duncan's rep tells TMZ the actor never fully recovered from the myocardial infarction he suffered on July 13. As TMZ first reported, Omarosa found Duncan in cardiac arrest and performed CPR and was able to resuscitate him before calling 911.

The rep tells us, "[Omarosa] Manigault is grateful for all of your prayers and asks for privacy at this time. Celebrations of his life, both private and public, will be announced at a later date."

Duncan was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his portrayal of John Coffey in "The Green Mile." He worked as a bodyguard for celebrities like Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Jamie Foxx, LL Cool J, and Notorious B.I.G. before he got his break.

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Holy Hot Nannies — Jennifer Lopez Has a Wet Nurse (At Least, I’m Feeling Moist)

Yep, this is J-Lo's nanny. We found her bouncing around Miami Beach with the twins in tow.

I don't know about you, but when I was a kid and my mom wanted to go run to the package store or maybe play the ponies, I got left with Uncle Stephen, who I surmised wasn't a real uncle at all by the fact that Uncle Stephen routinely had 20-30 nieces and nephews running about his trailer park home and his supposed relatives kept slipping him fivers to let the kids run wild for a few minutes, hours, or days, depending on the mom's inclinations. That damn place was like Lord of the Flies meets Oz. I do not recall any hot brunettes with big bazoongas holding my hand on the beach while mom was away. I just remember learning how to turn shoelaces into weapons and that you had to pay a quarter to a kid name Rico to use the bathroom with the toilet paper.

The silver lining however is appreciation. While J-Lo's little boy will never find a woman that makes him feel like funbag faptastic nanny does, to this day I feel an all over warmth any time a woman with most of her natural teeth gives me a smile

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Ashley Greene Reprises Pure Hotness in DT Magazine

We've seen these photos before I do think, somewhere in the pictorial circuit from some other magazine, but when it comes to Ashley Greene and the wicked thoughts she inspires within our 97% libido by weight brains, well, it's worth another look.

In these ridiculously hot photos of Ashley Greene running in this month's DT Magazine in Spain, we see the young sweet delicious actress looking exactly as I imagine she will appear as we saunter together, hand in bound hands, into our Comfort Inn suite for a weekend of nekkid Hungry Hungry Hippo play.

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